Haiku of necessity

Toddlers loud in here

Headache-splitting, dontcha' know?

But I still like them.
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The spider scares me

Scampering across my floor

You: Under the mug!

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Mosquitos love me

My pale flesh is so tasty

And so now I itch.

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Oh, Bluegrass Music

Makes me want to hurl, it does

Too twangy for me.